A collection of mildly amusing photos/videos found on my travels around the internet. Where I can I will include a link to the site on which I originally saw the pic. If the owner of a pic wants it removed, let me know.

Thursday, 1 October 2009

100 Greatest You Tube Hits in 4 minutes

How many of these have you seen?



Monday, 28 September 2009

Thursday, 17 September 2009

Pit sign from the Renault F1 team

This pic was pointed to in a Usenet newsgroup







Thursday, 10 September 2009

Great Durex ad

Found on Youtube







Monday, 31 August 2009

Hehehe

From Drawn - a cartoon and illustration blog.








Sunday, 23 August 2009

Sunday, 26 July 2009

New Simon's Cat Video

I love this series of videos!

The guy who does them is obviously the owner of a cat very similar to ours...




There are 5 in all, all worth watching.

Check them all out here.




Friday, 24 July 2009

RTFM

Seen on a Usenet newsgroup:-

 "You advised me to RTFM, and once I knew what the acronym meant
 I got copies of The Joy of Sex and More Joy of Sex and went through
 them cover to cover. My wife thanks you, and I guess I do too, but
 I STILL can't get my mail server working !"


hehe


Tuesday, 14 July 2009

Anyone fancy a Pizza?

From TokyoMango.com




Quote:

"Spider pizza was featured on a Japanese TV show recently — it's a real dish that you can order at a pizzeria in Okinawa, owned by the guy who runs an association that promotes insect-eating. I bet if you can get over your arachnophobia it's crunchy and delicious. He makes beetle pizza, too."

Bleargh - nearly put me off my tripe and on!ons :-)


Monday, 13 July 2009

Astonishing Picture of a low-flying plane


Pic from Jalopnik, but it's all over the Internet



There was a big speed boat race in Detroit this weekend. The USAF did a flypast with special permission to fly low over the area.

I bet the bloke on the balcony needed fresh underpants :-)


Friday, 10 July 2009

Thursday, 2 July 2009

The world's scariest number plate.

This came in an email from a friend...





Friday, 26 June 2009

Wednesday, 24 June 2009

Tuesday, 16 June 2009

German Speed Bump

We could so with a couple of these around where I live...







Saturday, 13 June 2009

I love stuff like this...

Another one from bizarroblog.




I like the author's comment :-

I love this gag, it's simple, dark and unexpected. I originally used this line in comedy shows by saying, "My wife and I just had a baby yesterday." (the audience invariably applauds) "Yeah, we had a baby boy, and it was really strange because we're vegan and we don't normally eat meat." (The audience is grossed out as they realize what I'm talking about.) "His mother was all, (weepy sounding)'he was such a good boy!' and we were like, 'eh, he really wasn't that good.'"



Friday, 12 June 2009

Biker Beans

From It's Knuttz again (last image on the page)






Sunday, 31 May 2009

Astonishingly good Literal Video

There's a new Interweb 'meme' about where music videos are re-interpreted with lyrics that actually describe what's happening on screen, rather than use the original lyrics which often bear little or no relationship to what's happening on screen.

This is one of these, taking the piss out of Bonnie Tyler's Total Eclipse of the Heart video.

Actually, this is one of my favourite songs of all time, but I am sad like that :-).

Be that as it may, this is an astonishingly good piss-take and definitely worth a watch!










Thursday, 28 May 2009

Batman

A non-cat pic from canihavecheezburger.com.






I love this pic!


Wednesday, 20 May 2009

Fail!


From the wonderful Fail Blog

I just love the last sentence in the article...







Wednesday, 13 May 2009

Friday, 8 May 2009

Wednesday, 6 May 2009

Not what you want to see...


...on the monitor in the Intensive Care Unit.

From It's Knuttz again





Friday, 1 May 2009

Wednesday, 29 April 2009

Bacon's Revenge

This is doing the rounds of t'internet:



Love it!


Sunday, 19 April 2009

Tuesday, 14 April 2009

I suspect a Photoshop here...

Cool 4x4 driver


Another one from It's Knuttz - about half way down the page



I love the one hand on the wheel, one hand looking after the ciggy, whilst up to his arse in water.




Monday, 6 April 2009

Wednesday, 1 April 2009

Monday, 30 March 2009

Reunion


Another nice one from Bizarro





Thursday, 26 March 2009

Thursday, 19 March 2009

Extreme Sheep Art

Found this on Youtube:




Monday, 16 March 2009

Thursday, 5 March 2009

Explain this...

From BoingBoing






Clever and impressive

This is a very clever and impressive Youtube video. It's a mashup of various YT music videos that make a credible mix.








Tuesday, 3 March 2009

Frostie shakes a tail feather

Found this on YouTube - quite entertaining









Sunday, 1 March 2009

Friday, 13 February 2009

Tuesday, 10 February 2009

Can you make your own luck?



Borrowed from Andrew Riley Net

Look out for the red light jumper about half way through - amazing!




Tuesday, 27 January 2009

Successful black guys


Once again eatliver.com comes up trumps :-)







Nuts

Another one from eatliver.com






Friday, 23 January 2009

With Apologies to Rabbie Burns....




A Wild Haggis and one prepared for eating (pic from Wikipedia)



This poem was found on the Usenet. I have no idea from where it originally came.


TAE A FERT

Oh what a sleekit horrible beastie,
Lurks in yer belly efter the feastie.
Just as ye sit doon among yer kin,
There sterts to stir an enormous wind.

The neeps and tatties and mushy peas,
Stert workin like a gentle breeze.
But soon the puddin' wi the sauncie face,
Will have ye blawin' all ower the place.

Nae matter whit ye try tae dae,
A'bodys gonnae have tae pay.
Even if ye try to stifle,
It's like a bullet oot a rifle.

Hawd yer bum tight tae the chair,
Tae try and stop the leakin' air.
Shift yersel frae cheek tae cheek,
Pray tae God it doesny reek.

But aw yer efforts go assunder,
Oot it comes ? a clap o' thunder.
Ricochets aroon the room,
Michty me, a sonic boom!

God almighty it fairly reeks,
Hope I huvnae pooed ma breeks!
Tae the loo I better scurry,
Aw who cares, its no ma worry.

A'body roon aboot me chokin,
Wan or two are nearly bokin.
I'll feel better for a while,
Cannae help but raise a smile.

"Wis him!" I shout with accusin' glower,
Alas too late, he's just keeled ower!
"Ye dirty thing!" they shout and stare,
I don't feel welcome any mair.

Where ere ye go let yer wind gang free,
Sounds like just the job fur me.
Whit a fuss at Rabbie's perty,
Ower the sake o' wan wee ferty!!!




Sunday, 18 January 2009

Tuesday, 13 January 2009

Sunday, 11 January 2009